9.12.2008

FlickSpoon - Marvel Runoff



With the success that Marvel Studios has had revamping their own products, Fox has been left twiddling its thumbs.

"What to do? What to do?" The Fox Corporate fat cats say to themselves.

"Do we squeeze every last drop out of--?"

"YES!" The fattest cat of them all screams.

So they released this statement:

Though Fox has no plans for a major overhaul, the studio has scheduled a strategy meeting to assess the status of its superheroes, a group sorely missed this summer. On the agenda, Fox will mull the possibility of more "X-Men" spinoffs, including a young-X-Men project as well as "Deadpool," based on a character played by Ryan Reynolds in "Wolverine." The studio is even considering reviving the "Daredevil" property.

Another X-Men? Ugh.

YOUNG X-Men? Fuck.

Deadpool with Ryan Reynolds? Whooptie-shit.

Daredevil DOES deserve a solid shot, I'll give them that. May as well do it right.

But no more X-Men. Ever. We're getting a Wolverine movie; that's all we really wanted. Disagree? Watch f'ing X3 again and get back to me.

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